Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: at first i was like wtf but then i lole'd, pregnant, tila tequila, tila tequila pregnant
GUESS WHO IS PREGNANT??
“not i” said sarah jessica parker
“not i” said lauren servideo (obviously)
“I AM!” shouted tila tequila
(yes that is hugh laurie aka house…..mmmm i have no idea whats going on in that gif)
i mean…..what? i know that God should be the judge of everything but i mean really….there should be a list of people who should never have children
1) men (this is already covered thank goodness)
2) tila tequila (aka Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen)
i mean, this child was clearly a mistake, and now (s)he is going to be whored out for the rest of his/her life. part of me hopes this is like some sort of i am sam situation where the son/daughter is normal even though the parent is….retarded.
BUTTT…..as always,
this could actually be really funny! maybe she will have a reality show to document her pregnancy that i totally wont watch.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: at first i was like wtf but then i lole'd, bristol, johnson, levi, palin, track, trig, tripp
levi johnston….you *are* the father!! to trip[p] easton mitchell johnston.
really though. i was horrified at first. tripP????? tripp track trig knick knack pattywack give a dog a bone???? then i laughed/was indifferent when i realized it could be much worse. it’s not as bad as bronx mowgli wentz.
i personally think bristol is pretty, and levi (as far as outward appearances go) is evvvverythhhinggg i want….so i am holding high expectations for this offspring.
