Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: bird, junior, the notebook, valentines day
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!
HOW IS EVERYONE FEELING SO FAR? HAPPY, SAD? IN LOVE???
plans for today: go on a date with my bird. i will feed him spaghetti
“babe, im gonna leave you” by led zep just came on itunes shuffle. wow, obvious foreshadowing.
fun fact: my confirmation name is valentine.
so to all the single ladies who are still bitter about being alone, this is a gif to make you feel worse since you didn’t listen to me in my prior valentines day post about being HAPPY on VDAY. LOOK AT HOW MUCH THEY ARE IN LOVE…AND HOW MUCH YOU ARE NOT.
i was making cards yesterday and looking for variations of “roses are red violets are blue” when i stumbled upon yahoo answers (best site ever) and um…look at this beauty:
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Filed under: people i like | Tags: bird, hudson river, junior, paige, people i like, plane crash, steve irwin
this entry is really supposed to be about paige (my official blog mascot) but i wanted to touch on that plane crash in the hudson today…im glad everyone made it out okay and that pilot is an ~*AMERICAN HERO*~ but i just want to take a second and talk about those birds that caused the whole fiasco. seriously, only birds would take down a jetliner. i have a bird, and i think theyre the best animals ever, but they always get themselves in the weirdest/most dangerous predicaments. theyre like the steve irwin of the animal kingdom (may god rest his soul). for instance, look at this situation between my bird and my cat:
so i guess not only are birds a bunch of lil winged steve irwins, but dwight schrutes too. you know how dwight always refers to himself as assistant regional manager when in actuality he is assistant to the regional manager? thats how birds are. they think they are higher up but dont realize that in actuality, they cant even control their own bowel movements. which in my book, makes birds (especially my own) better than your dog.
MOVING ON…
everyone already knows why i like paige, so, today on this segment of PEOPLE I LIKE, i am throwing an internet celebration to say goodbye to my one and only pp/peapod
when paige told me she was dropping creative writing 2nd quarter AND advertising, these were my expressions:
i was so devasted.
“whyyyy!” i shouted. paige rolled her eyes (as per usual).
“i get to come in 4th period YAYYYYAYYY” was her response.
after contemplating what to do with the rest of my life (since this means i will never see her again), i decided it was a time to be happy. SO NOW I AM THROWING A GOING AWAY e-PARTY FOR PAIGE RUECKERT
I WILL BRING THE DRINKS…
..AND THE FOOD
..AND THE DANCING
HAVE FUN
this video, simply called “kiwi!”, was made by dony permedi for his master’s visual animation project. this video is the #1 favorited on youtube and has 20 million+ views. it is about a little kiwi bird who spends his life nailing trees to a side of a cliff…well..i guess watch it for yourself. i cry like a baby every time i see it. it is permanently embedded in my subconscious. it’s inspiring, even though the ending is sad.
