Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: angela, bombers, braces, college, laptop, mac, metallica shirt, nyu, snow white, tweety bird, ugly tattoos
So I just logged onto WordPress.com (my blog host), and, of course, my future college makes the front page for news that isn’t the most upstanding.
Seriously. This is the only gif that can accurately portray my disdain right now. I could not view this school with more contempt if I tried. Actually, it takes too much effort to hate, so from now on, I am just going to be indifferent to it. I guess this is what I get for shitting on UAlb all these years from up on my pretty pedestal in NYU/Fordham land. ~Karma~
I decorated my laptop. It looked a little less Disney-character-tramp-stamp when I first saw it on the internet.
Speaking of Disney character tattoos…
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Yes, I am judging a little bit right now. It makes me feel better about the fact that I am going to be living under 10 miles away from my home. It also helps me to forget about all the kids who slacked off the past four years and are still going to better colleges. o dear goodness i am so bitter and i am going to stop using capitals because it is just too annoying (isn’t that awful? i degrade the english language every day of my life)
i cannot wait to start my first day of work on friday. i am going to be cleaning, but gosh darn it, i am going to be so happy doing it!! thats the one thing i can keep a favorable attitude about. that, and the fact that this is the second day in a row cousin dom has been online for us to video chat
oh yeah and tomorrow at 12 oclock these days will be over:
BYE BYE TOP BRACES. ~~sayonara sucker!1!~
this is a little entry i like to call:
don vito says: really fordham university? really? you explicitly state in your letter “we hope this assistance will make if financially possible for you to attend fordham university.” yet you give lauren only 2,300 dollars toward her financial aid? really? But you don’t GIVE with respect. you dont offer friendship. you don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my home on the day LAUREN IS TO GO TO COLLEGE and you OFFER ME NOTHING.
ON HER BEHALF, I AM INSULTED.
lauren says (mimicking the don): really? ugh, what an insult. i am personally offended!! 2300 dollars? that is a SMALL PACKAGE (and yes that is what she said). your manhood is lacking fordham!! you dudes messed with the wrong catholic girl!! and her family. doesn’t my last name just scream mafia?? i mean cmon, i shot a man in reno just to watch him die*. this is a threat**.
*= i did not actually shoot a man in reno just to watch him die…but johnny cash did
**= this is not a threat. please do not be mad at me.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: amanda bynes, boys before flowers, bryant park, college, demi moore, ghost, new york fashion week, patrick swayze, photography, pottery, yi jung
as u buttheads probably don’t know, it’s new york fashion week!! and being a citizen of ny, i feel it is appropriate that i celebrate it. after visiting college tomorrow, i will be hitting up bryant park. if any of yall will be there, LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY.
today i am making pottery, taking pictures, “gymming it”, and going to ~tha bball game~.
i always said it was my #1 goal in life to make pottery with patrick swayze a la Ghost. IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY. and whoopie goldberg could show up. you never know!! ya know who else makes pottery? YI JUNG
i had something really important to say….ahh i cant remember. in the mean time i will show you amanda bynes as of 4 days ago:
SAY. WHATTTTT. this is not the same girl who used to be on all that and who also said..AMANDA PLZ. i saw this picture and i was all 
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: church, college, grocery shopping, gym, morgan freeman, red beans and rice didn't miss her, sir mix a lot, valentines day
i hope everyone had a sweeeeeeeeeeeet v-day! my family is extreme on holidays and we give each other fabulous gifts. my dad purchased for me me a pair of livestrong sneakers and theyre hoooooooooooottttt. i look like a total newb when i go to the gym because i wear my moms old ratty sneakers that i have seriously ran to the ground, and i wear newb yoga pants and newb oversize t-shirts. NO MORE MY FRIEND, NO MORE. i was saving up for excess college funds/a laptop but i think this is an excuse to purchase black and white and yellow workout clothes (and look like a bumble bee in the process). anywho, i watched some more boys before flowers too. ughhhhhhh that is my favorite show and i cant wait for season two which starts tomorrow night!!!!
today i woke up and went to church where colin awaited me. we sorta do this thing where like….if one of us doesn’t show up we’ll be like “hey! YOU NEED TO START GOING TO MASS” and then we’ll go and i do that little nod of approval. last week i yelled at him for not going so……..he showed up. BRAVO. God (or morgan freeman as God in Bruce Almighty) will forever be thankful.
i hate mid winter break. if it’s not family members dying, it’s dom leaving to go to a tropical island. so i pretty much have noone to hang with! not this time. ap lit will consume atleast 25% of my break, and i will be in the city on wednesday! oh and bball game tuesday night! aside from the aforementioned activities, i would like to do the following:
1) see a movie at the movie theatre
2) go for a walk with a friend
in other news, today i went grocery shopping. i love to go grocery shopping. i go every sunday. my family’s eating habits are very poor so i purchase healthy food (or organic junk food). anyways, i wanted to try something new. lo and behold:
TO THE BEANPOLE DAMES IN THE MAGAZINES: YOU AIN’T IT MISS THANG!! GIVE ME A SISTER, I CAN’T RESIST HER,
DIDN’T MISS HER. lol
Filed under: people i like | Tags: church, colin, college, friend, mooney, school
i have known mr. colin [roger? i dont know his middle name so im making it up now] mooney since grade school. one time, for mismatch day in first or second grade, he had one pant leg cut short and the other regular length. he vehemently denies this, but i swear it’s true!!
also, we go to church together. colin sometimes feeds people the host, but most of the time he carries the cross at the end of mass. just so you know.
it was last year that i had like….every class with colin. us history, lunch, health? yes,thats it. colin is always right. i mean……always. ani thinks that we can’t pray at the lunchtable? according to cmoney, not only is she wrong, but he gives this brilliantly executed argument as to why she is wrong. this is probably why he will end up at columbia…..he better atleast. i really want to barge into his dorm room while he is studying intensely for his Finite Elements in Mechanical and Structural Analysis test and blare pavarotti (i will be right down the street at fordham, of course, which is why this plan is entierly plausible).
omg, i almost forgot!!! last year we enjoyed looking up ‘cool cake ideas’ on google images. THAT IS SUCH A FUN HOBBY
colin hard at work
