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April 1, 2009, 11:47 pm
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queens was good. personal shoutout to annmarie and everyone who i met! thanks for being awesome to me. 

we stopped in manhattan for a bit and when i was walking down broadway i ran into angela!! hi angela!! you rock \m/\m/

so yesterday marked the final episode (ever) of my favorite show in the entire world, boys before flowers. i just want it to be known that i cry at movies/tv shows a lot, but its always to an extent. like, whenever i watch the notebook the tears flow a little. my eyes watered when i watched bambi. but i have never in my entire life bawled like i did yesterday. ya know sometimes when you cry so hard you have to make sobbing noises? well…yeah. they were totally tears of joy.  i was going to take a picture because i looked like i had just broken up with my boyfriend but i opted out of it. actually, if youre really interested in seeing, it was remniscent of:

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the ending was good, it was what i anticipated but it was still infinitely better than this: 
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im really going to miss that show and all its ups and downs!! but im totally going to watch it again so im not going to get too sappy

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oh yeah by the way, haters can SUCK IT just because you think youre better me because you watch ~american television!! CASE IN POINT: ROCK OF LOVE, ROCK OF LOVE BUS

i feel like i had something else to say. oh, i know!! TODAY IS MY BIRD JUNIORS 11th BIRTHDAY

my dad is a total animal lover and when i was 5 he bought me a parrot named abby. she was a girl and she didnt bite me the way junior did. we used to clip her wings and let her go outside to sit in a tree out front at our old house. i recall when she flew away..my dad used to get this long birch stick to get her down and i think it scared her and she flew away. i dont remember being devastated but it did suck. maybe a few months after she flew away we went to a special bird store that was on state st. there was this really gorgeous cinnamon cockatiel there that was a girl but she was only two weeks old. i wouldnt have been able to take her home for another couple of weeks because she still needed her mommy. then i looked at this weird fishtank full of birds. all of their tails were short and stubby. i asked the woman why, and she said that all the birds chewed off each others tail feathers (lol). i felt so bad that i took one of them home,and that one was junior. 

his full name is junior fuce servideo (dont ask where the fuce came from, i was kinda out there). he isnt very smart. he is afraid of his own feathers but will walk all over the cat and the dog. he eats everything he isnt supposed to (cheerios, spaghetti, waffles) and poops on EVERYTHING if you let him out of his cage for a second. but he is soooo funny and he is like my own child. he is sooo spoiled. chelsea malone is his godmother. 

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February 14, 2009, 1:55 pm
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!

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HOW IS EVERYONE FEELING SO FAR? HAPPY, SAD? IN LOVE???

plans for today: go on a date with my bird. i will feed him spaghetti

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“babe, im gonna leave you” by led zep just came on itunes shuffle. wow, obvious foreshadowing. 

fun fact: my confirmation name is valentine. 

so to all the single ladies who are still bitter about being alone, this is a gif to make you feel worse since you didn’t listen to me in my prior valentines day post about being HAPPY on VDAY. LOOK AT HOW MUCH THEY ARE IN LOVE…AND HOW MUCH YOU ARE NOT. 

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i was making cards yesterday and looking for variations of “roses are red violets are blue” when i stumbled upon yahoo answers (best site ever) and um…look at this beauty:

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I’m a schizophrenic, 
and so am I.



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January 16, 2009, 1:20 am
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this entry is really supposed to be about paige (my official blog mascot) but i wanted to touch on that plane crash in the hudson today…im glad everyone made it out okay and that pilot is an ~*AMERICAN HERO*~ but i just want to take a second and talk about those birds that caused the whole fiasco. seriously, only birds would take down a jetliner. i have a bird, and i think theyre the best animals ever, but they always get themselves in the weirdest/most dangerous predicaments. theyre like the steve irwin of the animal kingdom (may god rest his soul). for instance, look at this situation between my bird and my cat:

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so i guess not only are birds a bunch of lil winged steve irwins, but dwight schrutes too. you know how dwight always refers to himself as assistant regional manager when in actuality he is assistant to the regional manager? thats how birds are. they think they are higher up but dont realize that in actuality, they cant even control their own bowel movements. which in my book, makes birds (especially my own) better than your dog.

MOVING ON…

everyone already knows why i like paige, so, today on this segment of PEOPLE I LIKE, i am throwing an internet celebration to say goodbye to my one and only pp/peapod

when paige told me she was dropping creative writing 2nd quarter AND advertising, these were my expressions:

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i was so devasted.

“whyyyy!” i shouted. paige rolled her eyes (as per usual). 

“i get to come in 4th period YAYYYYAYYY” was her response. 

after contemplating what to do with the rest of my life (since this means i will never see her again), i decided it was a time to be happy. SO NOW I AM THROWING A GOING AWAY e-PARTY FOR PAIGE RUECKERT

I WILL BRING THE DRINKS…

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..AND THE FOOD

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..AND THE DANCING

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HAVE FUN




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