Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: carbs, diet, dieting, funny, justine lyons, katy pinkham, mean girls, people i like
short but sweet…quotes of the day
gabby saulsbery: i saw the movie ‘earth’ and i found out that polar bears can drown
person i like katy pinkham: yeah….i’ve been thinking about that for months
and
person i like justine Justine: the country setting
me aka Lauren: oh right?????????!!!
Lauren: i was going to do cold mountain
Justine: ew
Justine: lol, I’m using The Poisonwood Bible
Lauren: barbara kingsolver
Lauren: o girl
Lauren: you and your sex scenes
Justine: what!?
Lauren: um her writers on writing was all abotu sex scenes
Justine: really?
Lauren: yee
Justine: I didn’t realize, or else I totally would have done her
Justine: um, no pun intended, lol
congrats on being hilarious and awesome
in other news, my thyroid is the patrick bateman of all thyroids. it is a raging psychopath and wont cooperate with my body and is being super slow. my mom consulted a herbologist since my actual prescribed medication is sucking. he gave me a ton of vitamins and such. then he dropped the bomb that i would need to cut all carbs and sugar from my diet for three weeks 
oh yeah, butter is a carb and no karen i cant go to taco bell because im on an all carb diet NO CARB DIET AHHH. its going to be almonds and grapefruit and water the next 3 weeks. i told justine i would bake vegan cupcakes with her after the ap lit exam. i guess that means i cant eat one now. no yogurt, oatmeal, or juice. or mangoes. which is essentally what i live on. no lean cuisines either.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: gifs, katy pinkham, mean girls, people i like
this week’s “person i like” is katy lynn pinkham. i went to preschool with katy, but i forgot, but then remembered when i stumbled upon a class photo. she looks exactly the same, except her hair is straighter. i started hanging out with katy in 9th grade and we have been friends ever since. i have journalism/creative writing with her.
a huge factor of our ~relationship~ is our mean girls quotes. she and chels malone (and ruane) are the only people that understand this. we’ve been doing this for four years. some people hold on to old inside jokes and it’s like…okay….give it up. this will never get old.
i have atleast 15 more screencaps from mean girls….trust.
anyways, katy is overall a really likable person. shes really outgoing (which makes her a really awesome cheerleader). i also think she looks like stephanie from the kid’s show lazytown…therefore making her child friendly. i imagine she’ll be a cool mom one day. if i ever had a son, i would want a daughter-in-law like katy. i really enjoy katy’s humor. she catches on to the ~subtle nuances~ of others. and i laugh. she is responsible for making me laugh the second hardest in my entire life (i keep track..sad). i feel like i have something else to say but i cant think of it..oh! i know! her s.o is former ‘person i like’ colin so……….um………tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back. HA! katy your face smells like peppermint
